Wednesday, February 8, 2012

A letter to my valentine


My Dearest World wide web,
Sorry for not having communicated to you any sooner as I have been busy with some in house constraints together with some farm activities. Well, out of sight does not really mean out of mind and am still thinking of you as my best choice! Do you know that I have started hating some Idiots who nicknamed you Wild wide west? By the way are you still calling your self that nice pet name of yours “Cyber”?
Frankly speaking, without you I wouldn’t be able to communicate to others because the clandestine so called rulers of this planet had totally silenced my voice for years! Imagine, these fellows had gone to an extend of silencing my voice not even of being able to communicate to my mother , siblings and my other lovers through our local media. I hope every thing is fine with your great kids namely, Microsoft, Google, Yahoo, Face book, Twitter, MSN, etc plus your grand kids.
Am glad to inform you that, people in our third world countries have started grasping some real sense of your mission and am again very glad to inform you that, very soon my fellow dwellers of East Africa will soon have to assimilate an organized web portal called whoiswhoineastafrica.com (Who is who in East Africa), this host of theirs will have to take care of them together with their businesses. I think being a fact that you are honest, conscious, and humorous and caring you shall soon adopt this great grand kid of yours. By the way, why not to adopt this black poor kid who is really in need of you help?
Our family will also soon forward their complaint of which we believe you shall soon forward to grand father ICANN, this complaint is about our great mission of establish  a recognized generic top level domains which will enable us to be part and parcel of our great global community. Honestly, without you we shall not be able to foster our goals and plans. I always sit with my folks in my village and imagine how nice it will be one day, once we happen to enjoy all the privileges of internet services which are being enjoyed by other folks say in North America, etc, believe me I have invested my total trust in you and I believe you shall play a very big role in delivering me together with my family at the highest level of our imaginations.
Hope to see you soon and be careful.
Yours in Love,
Dr. Davis Costa Ssempuuma